I capuntain my puns.

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  1. leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

    (via tanithbespokeisdivergent)

  2. uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

    DO NOT DISMISS SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

    (via tanithbespokeisdivergent)

  3. arthurkirklandofficial:

    kyriankreep:

    mollyiscoolokay:

    The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

    #the dfs sale is still on though

    image

    (Source: melrosedinerr, via gordon-edgley)

  4. Tagged as:
      yeah

  5. 2damnfeisty:

    imabrickshithouse:

    "Keep drivin’ thru that motherfucker."

    Preach to me Rock. Preach.

    (Source: memewhore, via morismako)

  6. the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage produce silk threads from which to hang and, using a blue light emitted from a modified excretory organ in their tails, lure in prey who then become ensnared in sticky droplets of mucus.

    photos from spellbound waitomo tours, forevergone, blue polaris, and martin rietze. (more cave photos) (more bioluminescence photos)

    (via kokiri-saria)

  7. noaht-all:

    how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

    (Source: shrug-city, via frearsonj)

  8. Aces and sex

    asexuals-exist:

    •Some asexuals are sex repulsed and don’t want to have sex that’s ok
    •Some asexuals have sex to reproduce that’s ok
    •Some asexuals have sex because it’s pleasurable that’s ok
    •Some asexuals have sex to make sure their partner is happy that’s ok
    •Assuming that all asexuals will remain virgins their entire lives because they identify as asexual and tease them about it iS nOt Ok

    People are individuals, don’t stereotype

    rant over

    (via kokiri-saria)

  9. iguanamouth:

    iguanamouth:

    iguanamouth:

    send me ur

    NERVOUS

    ULTRACONSERVATIVE

    DINOSAURS

    ENJOYING

    SKATEBOARDINGTRICKS

    imageshitt shit shit shti sthi s thi shit

    image

    PRAISE the LORD

    (via squee-gees)

  10. kenfucky:

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via anaisdoki)

  11. Tagged as:
      omffav
  12. anonynaila:

    subvertcliche:

    mello-dramatic:

    Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

    Everyone. I mean it.

    THIS IS THE BEST POST

    I HAVE EVER SEEN

    EVER

    they really do mean everyone

    (via styliferous)

  13. "I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing."
    ~

    Neil GaimanThe Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

    Book Geek Quote #460

    (Source: bookgeekconfessions)

  14. Tagged as:
      mildly agreed

  15. bemusedlybespectacled:

    oreides:

    lescheveuxoranges:

    My boyfriend has some free time, so he does animated fanarts…

    Just like that

    Yep…

    Here’s his blog

    no but like

    go to his blog, he’s incredible

    ANIMATED FANART

    (via styliferous)

  16. beardgame:

    thesilentpages:

    taherehmafi:

    ransom and i got married several months ago in an intimate ceremony, but recently had a larger reception for more family and friends, and it was a blast! as we’re both writers, it seemed fitting to have the event at one of our favorite bookstores: the last bookstore in downtown LA. we’ve had a lot of requests for photos, so i thought i’d drop a few here. hope you enjoy them as much as we do! 

    :::for the especially curious:::

    my bouquet: was made from the pages of ransom’s novel (miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children).

    our photographers: brandon + katrina of brandon wong photography.

    venue: the last bookstore in downtown los angeles.

    catering: the extremely fabulous heirloomla.

    flowers: from floral art!

    rentals: furniture from found rentals, dishes from dishwish!

    the band: one of our favorite local indie bands, the gallery.

    hugs and books!

    xx

    tahereh

    WRITER WEDDINGS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

    :)

    (via tanithbespokeisdivergent)

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      this is gorgeous
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