I capuntain my puns.

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Lacking much to put here for now, I'll update at a later date.
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    lesbolution:

    soloontherocks:

    pandorantimelord:

    One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

    did you mean

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    birates

  1. 01/08/2014
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    aspidochelon:

    heyitspj:

    he rises

    ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

  1. 01/08/2014
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    wei723:

    How to get Garrus’s fishtank dialogue. 

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    1. Romance/Garrus.

    2. Save game before finish dialogue. (and don’t use quick save.)

    3. Lord game, get new dialogue.

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  1. 01/08/2014
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    j0ye:

    I took this picture of Oli and myself today at the pool. After we got done swimming, we were walking home and had to pass by a group of cheerleaders that were practicing on my uni’s campus. One of the cheerleaders looked at Oliver and said, “She’s so cute!” With a smile on my face, I ruffled Oli’s hair and said, “HE.” as we continued walking past her. Immediately the girl winced, turned to her friend, and said, “Oh my god, she’s turning him gay..”

    I am not turning my son gay by allowing him to express himself by wearing a floral dress. I’m so sick of people making comments that I’m altering my son’s sexual orientation or his gender identity because he’s wearing a dress. IT’S A DRESS. IT IS LITERALLY CLOTHING. If he is gay, that’s cool, I’ll accept him no matter what, and if he decides at any point he’s anything but a boy, I’ll still accept him (er, them/her). But allowing him to pick out his own clothes and taking him clothes shopping with me so he can pick out what he likes is not going to have ANY affect on his orientation/identity. The only concern I have about him wearing a dress is when he pulls it up to show me how big his tummy is in public, because I don’t want him showing a bunch of strangers his underwear.

    If he was a little girl wearing a pair of shorts or a t-shirt with a dump truck on it, no one would say anything, because dressing as a boy is different. People see wearing a dress as a negative thing when you’re a boy, they say he’ll turn gay and that I’m a bad mom and I’m trying to turn him into a girl. But the bottom line is that him wearing a dress has nothing to do with being a boy or his orientation. If he’s gay, he’s gay. He’s too young to slap a sexuality on him at 3 and a half, and that’s not something I’m particularly worried about, because at this age he treats everybody the same and doesn’t have comprehension of what sexual/romantic attraction is. Wearing a dress has nothing to do with that.

    He is a boy. He plays with dump trucks, rolls around in dirt, growls at everyone, and pretends to fart for fun. He also paints his nails, is obsessed with Sailor Moon, refers to himself as Princess Oliver, and yes, wears dresses. He is a boy.

  1. 01/08/2014
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    kuueater:

    I joke about wanting people to buy me things because I like having things but then as soon as someone actually offers, no, hell no, how dare you consider buying me a thing, stop that right now

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    friendswithbandefits:

    yolucas:

    cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

    OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

  1. 01/08/2014
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    the-fly-on-fire:

    lesbianwarfare:

    The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.

    its really painfully true

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    sapphicscience:

    i’ve been thinking about all those posts about “we need female heroes who do girly things”/”why is the female hero always such a tomboy” and then the response posts that are like “uhhh actually we don’t really have any really masculine female heroes either” so i was trying to figure it out—what do we have, exactly?

    and really what we get is women who eschew “girly” things while still managing to look like society’s ideal woman. they would never touch eyeliner (they’re too busy with Important Things), but their eyeliner is immaculate. they have a huge, varied wardrobe, but wouldn’t be caught dead actually shopping for clothes. and it reminds me of the expectation that women must be effortlessly beautiful. don’t wear makeup or you’ll seem self-absorbed—but god forbid you look like you’re not wearing makeup. it’s interesting to me, that the impossibilities imposed on female characters are the same ones imposed on real women.

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    oreides:

    oreides:

    oreides:

    petition for a roller derby girls sports anime

    think ofthe dRAMA

    broken bones

    extreme girl team rivalry

    closelining and slamming each other into rails 

    like boy sports anime has nothing on this, those are all tears and friendly rivalries 

    wow 400 notes this is obviously a dire need

    theres not enough sports anime about girls 

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    ssv-normandy:

    step 1: think about the quote “don’t go where i can’t follow” in relation to your otp

    step 2: feel sad

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    queensansastark:

    queensansastark:

    Do you ever make a graphic and you get at the point where you have to choose a font and think “if only there were some way to get an overview of all the fonts I have already installed”? Well you can. At wordmark.it you just type in any word you want, it then shows that word in every font you have installed on your computer.

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    snoots-and-boops:

    snoots-and-boops:

    jennyrage:

    snoots-and-boops:

    Her face is priceless.

    It looks like a snake selfie.

    Her selfies are flawless