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  1. xkalisto:

    quanna78:

    nowyoukno:

    Now You Know (Source)

    Why though? 😳

    A Czech girl here to extensively talk about her country! This is actually fun tradition, and the ‘beating’ is mostly symbolic. It stings a bit but I can’t say that I’d consider it unbearably painful or abusive. Nobody forces women to participate, and today people only go to the other people they know. And honestly I find it much more preferable to tradition where they spill water on you or even worse perfume. (I did that once and I it was annoying and I smelled horrible. I’m happy for whipping thank you) Though there’s like revenge day for women who then spill water on guys. (I never did, or haven’t seen it done though)

    As to why. Traditionally it is not because the men want to cause harm to the women, the spring whipping was meant as a way for women to stay healthy, pretty and fertile for the following year. The whip is called ‘Pomlázka’ which comes from the word ‘Pomlazení - Omlazení’ which translates into Rejuvenation. Young twigs are used for the whip to transfer the ‘life force’ into women.

    The whip is usually traditionally made out of pussy willow so it’s flexible and women are more usually whipped on their legs rather than backsides, though I guess you usually cover both. And it’s not only unmarried women. Nowadays in most region it’s ‘all’ the women. Even my grandma gets symbolic whipping.

    It was also a form of symbolic ‘courtship’. Traditionally on Easter we decorate actual eggs. There are many ways how to do this, personally I love decorating with bee wax (I got beekeepers in the family)  but also with onion peels and flowers. 

    Decorated with wax

    Decorated with straw

    Now the eggs are also a symbols of New life. And men ‘court’ women by whipping them (in the past some women actually took offence if nobody came to them) and the women give the men the decorated eggs as a sign of forgiveness and thanks for the rejuvenation. In some regions they also decorate their whips with bows. And Guys have to sing a Eastern Carol asking for the eggs. 

     It sound kinda brutal when you say they whip women, and sometimes there are alcohol issues, but generally it’s really tame and I find it to be fun tradition. 

    (via volpinetea)

  2. mongoliantiger:

    Yeah. Assassin Creed’s Journey.

    Have some hayziio.

    (via volpinetea)


  3. jadedkitten:

    fandom-mused-fandom-games:

    WAIT

    WHAT

    WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

    OH MY GOD 

    SPREAD THE WORD

    (via spockward)

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  5. iamnotamuffin:

    In other news, the world needs more of The Judge in Zacharie’s sweater.

    (via farorescourage)

  6. repede:

    lindsaychrist:

    avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

    image

    the whole everything is an embarrassment

    (via spaceconfessional)

  7. smashsurvey:

    Now think of how many of those female characters and protagonists are oversexed, created for the male gaze, or put in an inactive damsel role for the plot of the game. Representation matters. A Study last year proved that exposure to tv shows increased the self esteem of young white boys and markedly decreased the confidence and self esteem of girls across the board (and we haven’t even started on the representation of characters of color and the effect it has on children’s self perception). 

    Video games are a different media, and even more concerning if representation metrics are changing how our kids think of themselves. Especially knowing that 67% of American Households have video game consoles and 91% of Children play video games regularly,how do you think the portrayal (and lack of portrayals) of women and girls in these games is affecting little girls – or influencing how little boys view their importance and/or influence over them? 

    Comics. Movies. Lit. Pop Culture. The Smash Survey is an upcoming podcast project that will critically explore the representation of race, gender, and queer identity in media and pop culture in a fun and engaging format. 

    (Source: childrennow.org, via bluandorange)

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  9. Cape. 1912, French. 

    House of Worth.

    Source: Met Museum.

    (Source: travellinganachronism, via nutty-acorn)

  10. delsinsfire:

    Game of Thrones Intro - Skyrim Style [x]

    (via faeriefountain)


  11. skulltulas:

    schk schk schk schk schk schk schk

    schk schk schk

    schk schk

    (Source: rip-majinboobs, via kokiri-saria)

  12. sweetappletea:

    hyperscraps:

    whineandbeer:

    voluptuous-lady-with-freckles:

    lucysweatslove:

    lucysweatslove:

    I made a thing about stretching! Some of the images are hard to see, but if you click on them they should produce a larger image!

    Sources:

    1. http://www.humankinetics.com/excerpts/excerpts/the-importance-and-purpose-of-flexibility
    2. http://www.sparkpeople.com/resource/stretching_benefits.asp
    3. http://www.sparkpeople.com/resource/fitness_articles.asp?id=103

    Image sources that aren’t mine (the three routines):

    1. http://www.letstalkandwalk.com/ten-great-reasons-to-stretch/
    2. http://tonedbellyplease.tumblr.com/post/56373085566/whats-this-another-bunny-yoga-sequence-from
    3. http://www.sportsscience.co/flexibility/whole-body-stretching-routine/

    THIS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH. WHAT.

    Thanks for this.

    I need to be better about this lest I lose all flexibility and become a 2x4.

    Some of these are for your lower back omg

    let’s see how pathetic I am at these right now

    Yaaay yoga bunny is back

    (via anaisdoki)


  13. cha-spire:

    need to look at that every day

    (Source: pleasestopbeingsad, via tanithbespokeisdivergent)

  14. squeakssquiffy:

    pr13stofm1nd:

    gentlemanbones:

    nyanswipe:

    Oh god

    GO, MY STEED

    TO BATTLE!

    "hey Ted? you know all the hoses on those trucks we need to test the pressure on?"

    "yeah"

    "i just thought of a way to make that job a lot better"

    i can show you the world

    (Source: onlylolgifs, via gordon-edgley)

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